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Hey, GoDaddy!

Since you're nosing around here anyway, STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!!!1!1!

I don't want to buy malware protection in the off chance someone wants to inject something into my back end... I mean, have you looked at my back end? It's the same as my front end. Chill 0ut.

Category: You're the only ones looking at his website besides me.


You know what...?

Those 7's will really mess you up.

Category: Thought of the day


Change the System!

Eliminate the Electoral College. One Person, One Vote. Make it count!

Category: Opinion


In Winter...

In Winter, the song of the dying swan deepens the darkness.

Category: Icelandic New Wave


Pico Pica Hot Sauce!

I heartily recommend this product and/or service.

Category: Reviews


Game Face

This bitch is hard. Don't mess with her.

Category: Dog


The Goatee...

...is officially passé. Chuck Todd has finally grown out the rest of his beard.

I went to my barber a few weeks ago and said, "Young man, give me the George Clooney"...and I'll be damned if he didn't give me the Chuck Todd.

Category: Opinion